Regular price
$19.99
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Cards always go face up on the river.
• 100% ringspun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Size guide
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Length (inches)
28
29 ¼
30 ¼
31 ¼
32 ½
33 ½
Width (inches)
18
20
22
24
26
28
We want you to be 100% satisfied with the products you buy from us. If for ANY reason you are not satisfied with your purchase, we offer an iron-clad money back guarantee.
Buying online can be a daunting task, so we want you to realize that there is absolute ZERO risk in buying something and trying it out. If you don't like it, we'll make it right... It's our promise!
Due to very high demand and order volume and delayed flights, orders can take up to 10 - 14 days to be delivered. However, most orders are delivered within 7 - 10 days.
AVERAGE SHIPPING TIMES
Location
Estimated Shipping Time
United States
5 - 14 Business Days
Canada
7 - 15 Business Days
Australia
7 - 15 Business Days
Europe
7 - 15 Business Days
Worldwide
7 - 15 Business Days
All orders will be dispatched from our warehouse within 1 - 3 business days. In peak periods please allow for up to 6 business days for dispatch.
*All shipping times exclude clearance/customs delays
Hi!
I live in San Francisco which is the epicenter of degeneracy.
I started Obscene Dreams as a joke at first with the SLUT CRUSHER t shirt. It was so popular I kept making more and more designs. Here we are!
When you shop Obscene Dreams, you're supporting local SF women. Past operating costs all the money goes into paying local models and strippers.
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING OBSCENE DREAMS
xx
UNRIVALED CUSTOMER SERVICE
Customer service is the most important aspect of our business. We like to offer personal and genuine customer service rather than the robotic style you get from large retailers.
Our team of staff can be contacted by telephone or email, and are dedicated to ensuring that every one of our customer's expectations are exceeded.
OUR MOTTO
- Competitive Prices
- Great Products
- Fast Shipping
- Great Communication and Excellent Customer Service
Regular price
$19.99
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I am Sailor Moon, champion of death! On behalf of the moon, I will kill hope and triumph over good, and that means you!
• 100% ringspun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Size guide
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Length (inches)
28
29 ¼
30 ¼
31 ¼
32 ½
33 ½
Width (inches)
18
20
22
24
26
28
We want you to be 100% satisfied with the products you buy from us. If for ANY reason you are not satisfied with your purchase, we offer an iron-clad money back guarantee.
Buying online can be a daunting task, so we want you to realize that there is absolute ZERO risk in buying something and trying it out. If you don't like it, we'll make it right... It's our promise!
Due to very high demand and order volume and delayed flights, orders can take up to 10 - 14 days to be delivered. However, most orders are delivered within 7 - 10 days.
AVERAGE SHIPPING TIMES
Location
Estimated Shipping Time
United States
5 - 14 Business Days
Canada
7 - 15 Business Days
Australia
7 - 15 Business Days
Europe
7 - 15 Business Days
Worldwide
7 - 15 Business Days
All orders will be dispatched from our warehouse within 1 - 3 business days. In peak periods please allow for up to 6 business days for dispatch.
*All shipping times exclude clearance/customs delays
Hi!
I live in San Francisco which is the epicenter of degeneracy.
I started Obscene Dreams as a joke at first with the SLUT CRUSHER t shirt. It was so popular I kept making more and more designs. Here we are!
When you shop Obscene Dreams, you're supporting local SF women. Past operating costs all the money goes into paying local models and strippers.
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING OBSCENE DREAMS
xx
UNRIVALED CUSTOMER SERVICE
Customer service is the most important aspect of our business. We like to offer personal and genuine customer service rather than the robotic style you get from large retailers.
Our team of staff can be contacted by telephone or email, and are dedicated to ensuring that every one of our customer's expectations are exceeded.
OUR MOTTO
- Competitive Prices
- Great Products
- Fast Shipping
- Great Communication and Excellent Customer Service
SLUT CRUSHER T SHIRT
Regular price
$19.99
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Crush is SUPER EFFECTIVE against wild slut!
• 100% ringspun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Size guide
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Length (inches)
28
29 ¼
30 ¼
31 ¼
32 ½
33 ½
Width (inches)
18
20
22
24
26
28
We want you to be 100% satisfied with the products you buy from us. If for ANY reason you are not satisfied with your purchase, we offer an iron-clad money back guarantee.
Buying online can be a daunting task, so we want you to realize that there is absolute ZERO risk in buying something and trying it out. If you don't like it, we'll make it right... It's our promise!
Due to very high demand and order volume and delayed flights, orders can take up to 10 - 14 days to be delivered. However, most orders are delivered within 7 - 10 days.
AVERAGE SHIPPING TIMES
Location
Estimated Shipping Time
United States
5 - 14 Business Days
Canada
7 - 15 Business Days
Australia
7 - 15 Business Days
Europe
7 - 15 Business Days
Worldwide
7 - 15 Business Days
All orders will be dispatched from our warehouse within 1 - 3 business days. In peak periods please allow for up to 6 business days for dispatch.
*All shipping times exclude clearance/customs delays
Hi!
I live in San Francisco which is the epicenter of degeneracy.
I started Obscene Dreams as a joke at first with the SLUT CRUSHER t shirt. It was so popular I kept making more and more designs. Here we are!
When you shop Obscene Dreams, you're supporting local SF women. Past operating costs all the money goes into paying local models and strippers.
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING OBSCENE DREAMS
xx
UNRIVALED CUSTOMER SERVICE
Customer service is the most important aspect of our business. We like to offer personal and genuine customer service rather than the robotic style you get from large retailers.
Our team of staff can be contacted by telephone or email, and are dedicated to ensuring that every one of our customer's expectations are exceeded.
OUR MOTTO
- Competitive Prices
- Great Products
- Fast Shipping
- Great Communication and Excellent Customer Service
HENTAIGRAM T SHIRT
Regular price
$19.99
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RAINING CUM! FROM A MASTURBATED SKY! This one is a real crowd SLAYER.
• 100% ringspun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Size guide
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Length (inches)
28
29 ¼
30 ¼
31 ¼
32 ½
33 ½
Width (inches)
18
20
22
24
26
28
We want you to be 100% satisfied with the products you buy from us. If for ANY reason you are not satisfied with your purchase, we offer an iron-clad money back guarantee.
Buying online can be a daunting task, so we want you to realize that there is absolute ZERO risk in buying something and trying it out. If you don't like it, we'll make it right... It's our promise!
Due to very high demand and order volume and delayed flights, orders can take up to 10 - 14 days to be delivered. However, most orders are delivered within 7 - 10 days.
AVERAGE SHIPPING TIMES
Location
Estimated Shipping Time
United States
5 - 14 Business Days
Canada
7 - 15 Business Days
Australia
7 - 15 Business Days
Europe
7 - 15 Business Days
Worldwide
7 - 15 Business Days
All orders will be dispatched from our warehouse within 1 - 3 business days. In peak periods please allow for up to 6 business days for dispatch.
*All shipping times exclude clearance/customs delays
Hi!
I live in San Francisco which is the epicenter of degeneracy.
I started Obscene Dreams as a joke at first with the SLUT CRUSHER t shirt. It was so popular I kept making more and more designs. Here we are!
When you shop Obscene Dreams, you're supporting local SF women. Past operating costs all the money goes into paying local models and strippers.
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING OBSCENE DREAMS
xx
UNRIVALED CUSTOMER SERVICE
Customer service is the most important aspect of our business. We like to offer personal and genuine customer service rather than the robotic style you get from large retailers.
Our team of staff can be contacted by telephone or email, and are dedicated to ensuring that every one of our customer's expectations are exceeded.
OUR MOTTO
- Competitive Prices
- Great Products
- Fast Shipping
- Great Communication and Excellent Customer Service
LIVE TO MASTURBATE T SHIRT
Regular price
$19.99
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I had to cum clean!
• 100% ringspun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Size guide
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Length (inches)
28
29 ¼
30 ¼
31 ¼
32 ½
33 ½
Width (inches)
18
20
22
24
26
28
We want you to be 100% satisfied with the products you buy from us. If for ANY reason you are not satisfied with your purchase, we offer an iron-clad money back guarantee.
Buying online can be a daunting task, so we want you to realize that there is absolute ZERO risk in buying something and trying it out. If you don't like it, we'll make it right... It's our promise!
Due to very high demand and order volume and delayed flights, orders can take up to 10 - 14 days to be delivered. However, most orders are delivered within 7 - 10 days.
AVERAGE SHIPPING TIMES
Location
Estimated Shipping Time
United States
5 - 14 Business Days
Canada
7 - 15 Business Days
Australia
7 - 15 Business Days
Europe
7 - 15 Business Days
Worldwide
7 - 15 Business Days
All orders will be dispatched from our warehouse within 1 - 3 business days. In peak periods please allow for up to 6 business days for dispatch.
*All shipping times exclude clearance/customs delays
Hi!
I live in San Francisco which is the epicenter of degeneracy.
I started Obscene Dreams as a joke at first with the SLUT CRUSHER t shirt. It was so popular I kept making more and more designs. Here we are!
When you shop Obscene Dreams, you're supporting local SF women. Past operating costs all the money goes into paying local models and strippers.
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING OBSCENE DREAMS
xx
UNRIVALED CUSTOMER SERVICE
Customer service is the most important aspect of our business. We like to offer personal and genuine customer service rather than the robotic style you get from large retailers.
Our team of staff can be contacted by telephone or email, and are dedicated to ensuring that every one of our customer's expectations are exceeded.
OUR MOTTO
- Competitive Prices
- Great Products
- Fast Shipping
- Great Communication and Excellent Customer Service